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Are you ready, kids?

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KIDS:
Aye, aye, Captain.

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Oh...

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪Ready?

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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[ hearty laughter]

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Captioning sponsored by
MTV NETWORKS

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One Monster
Krabby Patty, please.

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Humph. No one's ordered
a Monster Patty in ages.

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SpongeBob?

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One Monster Krabby Patty.

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D-d-did you say
a M-Monster Krabby Patty?

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Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.

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Huh?

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Monster Krabby Patty?

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ALL:
Monster Krabby Patty?

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[ toilet flushing]Monster Krabby Patty?

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Oh, dear Neptune.

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Oh, boy.

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We can do this!

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At the count of three, we flip!

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Ready?

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One...

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two...

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three!

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[ spatula snaps]Oh... bad.

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[ screaming]

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[ squeaking]

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[ screaming]

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[ wailing]

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[ wailing]

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[ wailing][ wailing]

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[ wailing]

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[ wailing]

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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Go on.

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[ wailing]

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[ wailing]

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[ wailing]
[ wailing]

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[ siren wailing]

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[ door shuts]

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[ tires screeching]

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Well, we'd better
get back to work.

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Work?

57
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How could I go back to work
without...

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without Spat?!

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Use another spatula.

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What?!

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There is only one spatula
for me,

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and that is Spat.

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Spat, wait up! Spat!

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I'm coming, Spat!

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[ beeping]

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Oh, Spat.

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We've been through
so much together.

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[ sizzling]

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[ sizzling]

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[ laughing]

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Oh...

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uh-huh...

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[ clanking]

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[ laughing]

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[ screaming]

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[ laughing]

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There's no easy way
to say this.

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SpongeBob, if I were you,

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I would give serious
consideration

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to start thinking about...
a replacement spatula.

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[ whimpering]

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Go home, get some rest.

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We'll... try to do
everything we can.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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Oh, I'm not a doctor.

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I'm an actor
researching for a role.

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Yes! Whoo-hoo!

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I am so totally
gonna get this part!

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[ sighs]

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[ sniffling]

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Replacement spatula?

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How could anything
ever replace...

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Hey, look at that!

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Ooh!

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Looks fancy.

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So shiny...

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Oh, those lines, so... sleek.

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What am I talking about?

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I don't need this!

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Maybe I do need this.

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I would give serious
consideration to...

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[ gong chimes]

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...a replacement spatula.

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Ow!

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Uh-uh. No touchy-touchy
the Le Spatula.

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It's very, very
expensive.
I'm sorry.

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Of course, if you
purchase this fine item,

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you may... hold it.

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Well, I've got some
loose change in my pocket.

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Will this cover it?

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Um....

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mm, mm, mm...
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...

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mm...

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No.

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How about now?

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No.

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Now?

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No.

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Now?
No.

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Now?
No.

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Now?
No.

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[ high-pitched blurt]

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Now?

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No.

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That's everything I have.

126
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Now can I buy Le Spatula?

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Everything, huh?

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Nice outfit.

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[ singing happily]

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Good evening, sir.

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Yaah!

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[ whistling]

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Hmph!

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Oh!
Hey, Granny,
what's shakin'?

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[ singing]

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[ continues singing]

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Mm, breezy today, heh.

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Nice outfit, SpongeBob!

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[ snorting, guffawing]

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Thanks, Squidward.

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It was worth
every penny.

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What's all
the lollygagging about?!

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Mr. Krabs,
get a load of SpongeBob!

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[ cackling]This better be good!

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[ singing happily]

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Soon everyone will know
of your beauty.

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All right,
what's going on in... Oh!

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Don't you have
any shame, boy?

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All my shame went in here,
Mr. Krabs.

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KRABS:
Le Spa-tu-ler!

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What in blazes isthat?

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Oh, just the answer to our
little production dilemma.

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Well, what can it do?

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Can it make me famous?

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Anything you want and more!

156
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Ooh, that sounds exciting.

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Let me have a go at it!

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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
no can do.

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What?! Are you going against
your commanding officer?

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No, it's not that.

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It's just that this is a highly
developed piece of engineering

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that takes quality time
to master.

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With that fancy machinery,
I expect you

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to make Krabby Patties
twice as fast.

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Oh, I don't think
that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs.

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In fact...

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[ French accent]:
Le Spatula 3000,

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at your service.

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Huh! Impressive.

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Well, let's see that thing
impress me even more--

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by bringing in
more customers

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and more money
in me pocket.

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[ chuckling]

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Oh, you won't believe what
Le Spatula is capable of.

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Ready to show 'em, buddy?

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Oh, it's okay,
no need to be shy.

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It's always tough
the first day on the job.

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Uh, can I get one
Krabby Patty, please?

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SpongeBob, I need
one Krabby Patty.

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One Krabby Patty coming up
lickety-split.

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Huh?

182
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Spat, is there
something wrong, pal?

183
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I would not dare touch such slop
as this, how you say,

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Krabby Patty!

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I am designed for the utmost
in culinary cuisine.

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No less!

187
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But... but I thought
we were friends.

188
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Friends with you? Ha!

189
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We are not even
in the same social class!

190
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Have a nice life of mediocrity,
fry cook!

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[ wild laughter]

192
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Le Spatula, wait!

193
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I gave up everything for you!

194
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We had something!

195
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How's thatfor something?

196
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Au revoir, peasant!

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Have fun ladling
in your greasy spoon!

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[ spits loudly]

199
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What happened?!

200
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My spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs!

201
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But how are you
gonna flip Krabby Patties

202
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without a spatu-ler?!

203
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I hada spatula once,

204
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a realspatula,

205
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one that stood by me
through thick and thin,

206
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through grease and gristle,

207
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and I betrayed his loyalty...

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like a fool!

209
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I always did like
your old spatu-ler.

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He got the job done
right every time.

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[ gasps]:
You're right, Mr. Krabs.

212
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The truemeasure of a good
spatula is by his actions,

213
00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:08,310
not by some fancy chrome
and buttons!

214
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I've got to find my old spatula!

215
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Go to him!
Go now, boy!

216
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,137
Go before I lose
all me customers!

217
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[ sobbing]

218
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[ beeping]

219
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[ steady tone]

220
00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:24,965
Spatula?

221
00:09:25,068 --> 00:09:26,137
It can't be true!

222
00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,793
[ crying]:
It's too late!

223
00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:32,206
SpongeBob, I... I
hate to tell you this.

224
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I know! He's moved on to that
big kitchen drawer in the sky!

225
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[ sniffles]:
He's... gone!

226
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Actually,
it's not that.

227
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I didn't get
the acting part.

228
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Oh, I'm so sorry.

229
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[ sobbing]Oh, by the way,

230
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that's not your spatula.

231
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Your buddy's all patched
up in the infirmary.

232
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[ gasps]:
Spatula!

233
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Old buddy!
Oh, I'm so glad you're better!

234
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[ squeaks]

235
00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:01,310
Spatula, what's wrong?

236
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:02,724
[ squeaks]

237
00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:05,068
But I didn't mean to betray you.

238
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,793
Mr. Krabs needed a replacement.

239
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:09,310
Krabby Patties don't flip
themselves, you know.

240
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:11,896
It was a moment
of weakness!

241
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,724
[ sobbing]:
I'm sorry!

242
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:17,896
Oh, what have I done?!

243
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,586
What have I done?!

244
00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,827
[ loud sobbing]

245
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,172
[ loud blubbering]

246
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:29,620
All that glitters is not gold.

247
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[ sobbing]

248
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,793
Good-bye, best friend!

249
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:42,137
[ sobbing]

250
00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,137
[ sobbing]

251
00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:51,103
[ sobbing]

252
00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:55,620
[ sobbing, wailing]

253
00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:01,517
I'll never find
another spatula like him again.

254
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,517
[ sizzling]

255
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,620
Spatula?

256
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:08,827
You're back!

257
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:13,586
[ romantic orchestral music
plays]

258
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,551
Oh, Spatula,
now that we're together again,

259
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:23,413
nothing will ever separate us.

260
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,655
One Monster Krabby Patty.

261
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,137
Okay, buddy, we can do this.

262
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:32,827
Ready? One... two...

263
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:33,862
three!

264
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:35,241
[ loud snap]

265
00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,137
Ooh! [ laughing]

266
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,103
[ SpongeBob laughing]

267
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,827
Nothing. Ah, well.

268
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,000
[ clinking]

269
00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:01,862
That sounds like a quarter
crying for help.

270
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,551
Come to papa!

271
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,448
Hold it right there, buddy.

272
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:10,241
My son just dropped
that quarter.

273
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,793
Yeah? Well, that kid
looks pretty shifty to me.

274
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:15,827
How do I know
he didn't steal it?

275
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,068
[ groans]

276
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,413
Hey!

277
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:21,379
That little brat's throwing
perfectly good money away!

278
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,379
Oh, so if I
can't have it,

279
00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:24,862
no one...

280
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,620
I hope he throws all your
retirement money down a hole!

281
00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:30,551
Poor little quarter.

282
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:31,586
What the...?

283
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:33,862
This well is full of money!

284
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:35,862
Don't worry, little fellas!

285
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,724
I'll save you!

286
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,896
[ grunting]

287
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,931
Oh, it's no use.

288
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,034
Me poop deck's too big.

289
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,413
Make a wish, dear.

290
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,344
All my wishes
have already come true.

291
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:52,103
Oh, you.

292
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,482
No!

293
00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,827
I'll save you, money!

294
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,103
Gotcha!

295
00:12:57,206 --> 00:13:00,172
What do you heartless
brutes think you're doing?!

296
00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:02,482
Um, using the wishing well.

297
00:13:02,586 --> 00:13:04,724
Well, you toss in a coin
and make a wish.

298
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,655
And then what?

299
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:07,448
And that's it.

300
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,275
Nothing else happens.It's fun!

301
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:12,344
You mean suckers throw
money down a hole for fun?

302
00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:14,413
That's the greatest scam ever!

303
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,793
Can we have our
quarter back now?

304
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,827
SQUIDWARD:
SpongeBob,

305
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,517
why aren't those
patties ready?

306
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,413
You can't rush
perfection.

307
00:13:22,517 --> 00:13:24,172
I'm not rushing perfection.

308
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:25,068
I'm rushing you!

309
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,103
[ laughing]

310
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,241
Always the kidder,
Squidward.

311
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:28,310
[ grumbles]

312
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,137
Oh, this job stinks!

313
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:32,793
But at least I'm not
digging ditches.

314
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,206
KRABS:
Squidward! SpongeBob!

315
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,586
I got a new job for you.

316
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,379
KRABS:
X marks the spot

317
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:41,344
of the Eugene Krabs memorial
wishing well.

318
00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:43,862
A wishing well,
here?! Wow!

319
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:46,448
Don't you have to be dead
to have a memorial anything?

320
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,517
Oh, Squidward,
don't you believe in magic?

321
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,482
Yeah, Squidward, don't
you believe in magic?

322
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,896
No, I don't!

323
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,862
And neither does Mr. Krabs!Well, I do.

324
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:59,620
This well's gonna make a
lot of dreams come true.

325
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:01,482
What's the first thing
you're gonna wish for?

326
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,517
To be as far away
from you as possible.

327
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,793
Come on, SpongeBob, this hole's
not gonna dig itself.

328
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,068
And I'm certainly
not gonna do it.

329
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:09,931
Squidward, aren't
you excited?

330
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:12,034
This is really
gonna help people.

331
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,862
♪ Take a penny
and some magic ♪

332
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:17,551
♪ Even though your
life is tragic ♪
Hey!

333
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,758
♪ You can throw all your dreams
down the well ♪

334
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,172
♪ Although every day,
the pain grows ♪

335
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,551
♪ You'll ride unicorns
on rainbows ♪

336
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:29,000
♪ If you throw all your dreams
down the well ♪

337
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:31,724
♪ When your life's come apart
at the seams ♪

338
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,448
♪ And you've given up
all your dreams ♪

339
00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:35,827
♪ Here is just the means

340
00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:38,172
♪ To make those dreams
come true ♪

341
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,620
♪ No more sufferin',
no more sighin' ♪

342
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:43,413
Ow!♪ No more pain and
no more cryin' ♪

343
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:46,758
I'm not crying!♪ When you throw all your
dreams down the well ♪

344
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,655
Well, Squidward,
what do you think?

345
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,310
That was the worst song
I ever heard.

346
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,827
But at least
this stupid well's finished.

347
00:14:55,931 --> 00:14:56,965
It's beautiful!

348
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:58,758
[ sniffing]
You smell that, boys?

349
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,586
That's the
smell of money!

350
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,586
You mean magic,
don't you?

351
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:03,931
All I can smell
is that Dumpster.

352
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:05,344
[ flies buzzing]

353
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,103
All right, Squidward, you
can go back to the register.

354
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,896
As long as
there's no singing.

355
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000
And I've got a date
with a Krabby Patty.

356
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:14,758
Hold on there,
SpongeBob.

357
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,586
Let me show you
your new station.

358
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,275
It's kind of
a promotion.

359
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:19,241
Sort of.

360
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:20,310
A promotion?!

361
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:22,344
Why do I have to go
down in the well?

362
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:24,310
To collect the money!

363
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,310
How long do I
have to stay down here?

364
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,689
See you in eight hours.

365
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,275
Thanks for the promotion.

366
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,586
It sure is dark
and scary in here.

367
00:15:33,689 --> 00:15:35,310
[ teeth chattering]

368
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,689
I sure wish I had
a fancy telescope.

369
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,862
One that works
underwater.

370
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,206
That'd make me happier
than a june bug

371
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,655
at a porch light sale.

372
00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:50,448
Our very first wish.

373
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,931
I can't wait till
it comes... Oh!

374
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:55,896
I have presented you
with a monetary offering,

375
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,482
as custom dictates.

376
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:59,931
My wish, nay, my command,

377
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,655
is to be taller.

378
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,275
Just a little.

379
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,586
Just big enough
to crush my enemies

380
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:07,413
like the vermin they are!

381
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,310
Gosh... Ow!

382
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,482
I wish I had a snazzy new boat.

383
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:14,034
I want to be a hotrod mama.

384
00:16:14,137 --> 00:16:14,827
[ gasps]

385
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,586
[ slurping]

386
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,344
Hey!

387
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,172
Oh, my gosh!
Who said that?

388
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:21,172
Patrick...!

389
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:22,896
How do you know my name?

390
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,448
Patrick, this is a wishing well.

391
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,275
Just throw in a coin
and make a wish.

392
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:28,482
Okay, magical
talking trashcan.

393
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:29,724
[ coins jingling]

394
00:16:29,827 --> 00:16:32,000
I wish SpongeBob
were here to see this.

395
00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:35,551
Patrick...?!

396
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,068
Hi, SpongeBob.

397
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:38,448
I got my wish.

398
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:39,793
Patrick, you're
supposed to let go

399
00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,379
of the coin
when you throw it.

400
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,896
But I got my wish.

401
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,551
Well, we got six
and a half hours

402
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:45,517
till the end of my shift.

403
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:46,758
What do you
want to do now?

404
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,758
Tag! You're it.
Tag,
you're it.

405
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:49,758
Tag! You're it.

406
00:16:49,862 --> 00:16:50,965
Tag! You're it.
Tag,
you're it.

407
00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:52,379
Tag,
you're it.
Tag! You're it.

408
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,482
Tag! You're it.

409
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,965
SpongeBob, what kind
of haul did you get?

410
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:57,724
I did great, Mr. Krabs.

411
00:16:57,827 --> 00:17:00,655
I got a nickel from Sandy,
two pennies from Mrs. Puff,

412
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,965
a penny from Plankton, and this
slightly used pair of dentures.

413
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,655
And I fell on my head.

414
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,517
Well, I can probably get
a couple of bucks for Patrick.

415
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,689
Nah.

416
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,448
You better just
send up the money.

417
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,172
This wishing well was a
wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs.

418
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:17,896
Has anyone's wish come true yet?

419
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,068
Uh... not yet.

420
00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:22,379
But I'm sure, if you believe
strong enough,

421
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,827
and dug deep enough,

422
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:28,068
everyone's wishes
will come true.

423
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,241
Really?

424
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,655
Yeah, sure, whatever.

425
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,137
Can we come out now?

426
00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:33,344
Goodness, no.

427
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,482
You gotta stay down there

428
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,758
just in case any late-night
wishers come by.

429
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,517
I'll be back for you at dawn.

430
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:42,241
Oh... no one's wishes
are coming true.

431
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,655
What did we do wrong?

432
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,206
I know I believe hard enough.

433
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,344
Maybe I just
didn't dig deep enough.

434
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:49,793
What do you say, Patrick?

435
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,758
Are you ready to dig
for some magic?

436
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:52,793
Yeah!

437
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:55,137
♪ Oh, the magic
has gone missin' ♪

438
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,413
♪ And everyone's still wishin'

439
00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:00,862
♪ But their dreams have fallen
flat upon the ground ♪

440
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,310
♪ You'll find magic
under rubble ♪

441
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,827
♪ So, Patrick, grab a shovel

442
00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:09,206
♪ And here is where
the magic can be found ♪

443
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,620
♪ We're at the bottom
of a well ♪

444
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,172
♪ But, man, won't it be swell

445
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:19,517
♪ When we make everyone's wishes
all come true? ♪

446
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:25,793
Holy mackerel!

447
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,827
Look, Patrick!

448
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,655
We've struck magic!

449
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,689
Is that good?

450
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:30,965
Next to being a fry cook,

451
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,379
it's the most important
thing I've ever done.

452
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:35,379
It's the only thing
I've ever done.

453
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,689
SQUIDWARD:
Having fun down there,
SpongeBob?

454
00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,000
[ laughing]

455
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:41,655
Hi, Squidward.Patrick's down there, too?

456
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,310
It just gets
better and better.

457
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,551
Do you want
to make a wish?

458
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,793
Ha! Ha! I got mywish.

459
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:50,586
You two are stuck in a dark hole
and away from me.

460
00:18:50,689 --> 00:18:51,586
Guess what, Squidward?

461
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:52,620
We found the magic.

462
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,551
[ laughing]

463
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,931
There's no magic, SpongeBob.

464
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,862
Wishing wells are just a scam
to fool saps like you.

465
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,586
[ laughing]

466
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:03,551
No, it's true.

467
00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:04,965
We didfind the magic.

468
00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:06,517
Oh, I wish you
could see it.

469
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,620
Ha, ha, ha... oop!

470
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:13,965
Squidward, you decided
to join the party.

471
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:14,965
Party!

472
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:16,172
Let me outta here.

473
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,241
We were just gonna
play some party games.

474
00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:19,793
Tag! You're it.Tag! You're it.

475
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,793
Tag!
You're it.
I gotta
get outta here.

476
00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,620
Go, Squidward!
Go, Squidward!

477
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,103
Go, Squidward!
Go, Squidward!

478
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,413
[ screaming, groaning ]

479
00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,551
There's no way
to climb outta here.

480
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,310
Maybe if you had more
upper-arm strength.

481
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:35,379
Yeah, you should
work out more.

482
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,068
Well, why don't I just start
right now?

483
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,793
After all, I got a couple
of dumbbells right here.

484
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,172
[ laughing]

485
00:19:41,275 --> 00:19:42,241
I don't get it.

486
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:43,620
Would you not
stand so close?

487
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,000
You're making me
claustrophobic.

488
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:46,862
What does
claustrophobic mean?

489
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,586
It means he's afraid
of Santa Claus.

490
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,620
No, it doesn't!

491
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:50,551
Ho, ho, ho!

492
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:51,724
[ giggling]

493
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,517
Stop it, Patrick,
you're scaring him!

494
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,103
Ho! Ho! Ho!

495
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:56,655
It's not working, Patrick.

496
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:57,689
Darn.

497
00:19:57,793 --> 00:19:58,655
Um, Squidward,

498
00:19:58,758 --> 00:19:59,931
You're standing
on my foot.

499
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,413
Oops. Oh, sorry, SpongeBob.

500
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,517
And you got your elbow
in my ribs.

501
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,931
Eww.

502
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,000
Patrick.

503
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,827
And stop stepping
in my potato salad.

504
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,103
Hey, hey, hey. Guys!

505
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:12,137
Stop pushing me, Patrick.

506
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,379
You mean like this?

507
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:14,896
No, like this!

508
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,862
[ slugging]

509
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,689
You shouldn't
fight in here.

510
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:20,068
This is a magical place.

511
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:21,965
Patrick,
get off of me!

512
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,379
[ slugging continues]

513
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:26,724
I told you I am claustrophobic.

514
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,448
Nice try, Squidward,

515
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:31,172
but there's
no Santa Claus here.

516
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,758
SQUIDWARD:
Patrick!

517
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:36,965
Good morning, SpongeBob!

518
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,310
Let's see what you got.

519
00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,965
Boy, it's heavy!

520
00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,413
Must be a lot of money.

521
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:44,482
Free! I'm free!

522
00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:47,379
Squidward? What were you
doing down there?

523
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:48,965
I didn't approve
any overtime.

524
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,034
Or were you sneaking here,
in the dead of night,

525
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:53,517
for free wishes?

526
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:58,103
The only thing I wish for
is to be far away from here.

527
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:02,896
Ow.

528
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,896
Bye, Squidward.

529
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,275
Enjoy your trip.

530
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,103
Lucky.

531
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,206
So how much money
did you make last night?

532
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,758
We didn't get any money,

533
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,758
but we found
something better.

534
00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:13,965
We found the magic.

535
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,206
The what?

536
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:18,482
We dug down deeper in the well
and found the magic!

537
00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:20,275
Now all the wishes
will come true.

538
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,241
Listen closely, SpongeBob.

539
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:25,172
You don't get what you want in
life just by wishing for it.

540
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:27,206
[ shrieking]

541
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:28,793
What in the deep blue is that?

542
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,241
There's a full moon out tonight.

543
00:21:31,344 --> 00:21:34,034
Do you like my new
telescope I wished for?

544
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,620
That's great, Sandy.

545
00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:37,931
That wishing well
sure does work.

546
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,931
Just a coincidence.

547
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,965
What do you think
of my new hotrod?

548
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,620
It's beautiful,
Mrs. Puff.

549
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,482
How's about letting me
take it for a spin?

550
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:48,793
[ both laughing]

551
00:21:48,896 --> 00:21:50,034
No.

552
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,724
See, Mr. Krabs?
She wished for that boat.

553
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,793
You mean she stole
that boat.

554
00:21:59,034 --> 00:22:01,344
Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs.

555
00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:02,517
Beautiful day.

556
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:09,310
[ crazed laughter]

557
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,034
Is that proof enough for you?

558
00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:13,413
You'll never get me
to believe in magic. Never!

559
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:14,620
Just to prove it to you,

560
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,275
I'll demonstrate.

561
00:22:16,379 --> 00:22:19,068
I wish I was steamed

562
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,724
and served with a side
of melted butter.

563
00:22:21,827 --> 00:22:23,310
[ laughing]

564
00:22:23,413 --> 00:22:26,034
Mr. Krabs! No!

565
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:29,000
Well, where's your
magic now?

566
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,862
Oh, where am I?

567
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,103
What's going on here?

568
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:36,068
Uh-oh.

569
00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:37,344
I dobelieve in magic.

570
00:22:37,448 --> 00:22:38,965
I do believe in magic.
I do believe in magic.

571
00:22:39,068 --> 00:22:40,551
Oh, no...!

572
00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:43,034
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